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Chapter 42

"Meow!!"

A meow pierced through Yongning Hall, Wangcai, who was about to wake up the Master, trembled, and immediately pushed away from the bedroom and trotted in. When he saw the situation on the bed, he took a deep breath.

I saw that the originally neat big bed was now occupied by dense rats, and the rats were strung together crookedly and placed on the edge of the bed. Panting on the soft sheets.

The room was filled with a faint smell of blood and the unique smell of mice. Xundi Wangcai almost lost his breath, but the master of the state was frightened and jumped a meter away, his back was pressed against the wall tightly, his eyes Staring at the bunch of mice in horror, the hair on the back all exploded.

"Master, don't be afraid, the slave is here." Wangcai trotted close to the big bed, holding back the desire to vomit.

Pei Miao's dazed eyes finally moved after hearing Wangcai's words. No wonder he was timid. Anyone who woke up early in the morning and just opened their eyes and faced a mouse face bleeding from all seven apertures would be surprised. to crash.

In the depths of his soul, Pei Miao is still a human being, so he only feels disgusted when facing a mouse, and he doesn't think of the words "delicious food" like ordinary cats.

When Wangcai approached, Pei Miao immediately jumped into his arms and yelled at the door twice, urging him to leave quickly. Seeing the string of mice made his heart shudder, and he didn't want to stay in this room for a moment. stay here.

Wangcai understood, carried Pei Miao and walked quickly outside the door. As soon as he arrived at the door, he saw a group of court ladies and eunuchs surrounding him. Encountering an accident, seeing him nestled in Wangcai's arms safe and sound at this time, he was immediately relieved.

At the same time, Wangcai breathed a sigh of relief. He glanced at the people around the door and said, "Choose a few bold and careful ones, and come over and tidy up the master's bed. Throw away everything that can be thrown away on the bed. The dormitory is also cleaned, and then send someone to get some anti-plague medicine from the Hua imperial doctor, and thoroughly disinfect the dormitory. Forsythia, you send someone to inform the emperor and ask him to find out who is so bold that he dares to kill him. Put the mouse on the bed in the master's bedroom."

dead mouse?Even put it on the bed of Mr. Guoshi? !

A group of palace maids and eunuchs suddenly became a ball of shock, and a few brave ones looked at Pei Miao's bed curiously. A bed was spread out, and the hair on the ground stood on end.

"Wang, Mr. Wang, why are there so many mice on the master's bed!" A little eunuch covered his mouth unbearably, and looked at the bunch of mice on the bed with lingering fear. The person who put mice on the bed, he must pull that person out and bury him!

Wangcai remained silent, he also wanted to know this question, but no one could give an answer until the perpetrator was caught.

When Siam came back with a fish in his mouth, he saw that Pei Miao's dormitory was surrounded by water, and everyone looked solemn, even with a hint of indignation. In the middle of the dormitory, there was an imperial envoy, directing the people around him to stay in the room. Search around the corner.

What's going on here?Siam tilted his head curiously, and then happily ran towards the crowd with brisk catwalks. He wanted to bring the newly caught fish to Pei Miao. This fish was fresh and delicious. I believe the foodie Guoshi would like it of.

There were many people at the door, and Siam managed to get in with great difficulty by relying on his agility. His blue-purple cat eyes turned around in the bedroom, just in time to see a little eunuch throwing away the mouse he gave to Pei Miao with a bitter face. into the basket.

"Meow!"

Following Siam's cry, everyone saw a little black face jumping out of the crowd, jumping onto the bed of Mr. Guoshi, baring its teeth at the little eunuch who was picking up mice, and protecting it with its paws. the remaining few mice.

"Where did this cat come from?" The imperial envoy who came to investigate changed his face and turned to ask the people around him.

Wangcai had no choice but to come out and explain: "My lord, this is a distinguished guest brought back from Miao Miao Mountain by our master."

"The distinguished guest of the National Teacher?" The imperial envoy knew it well, and when he was about to go forward to pay respects, he saw the little black face with bright eyes, "meow" at the national teacher who had just entered, and picked up its paw The dead rat that was under it ran to the Master of the State Teacher in twos and threes.

Imperial envoy: "..."

Wangcai: "..."

All the ladies and eunuchs: "..."

Fuck!They seem to have touched the tail of the truth.

When Pei Miao saw the mouse, her paws immediately froze when she stepped forward. When Siam approached, her body instinctively pressed back, her ears folded back, and she was ready to escape at any time.

Siam was big-hearted and didn't notice Pei Miao's abnormality. He spat out the mouse on the ground. The mouse was not dead yet. Although it vomited blood, it was still breathing. Its stomach was beating weakly. The ground twitched twice, like an earthworm.

"Look, this is the mouse I caught for you, my lord. This thing is very nutritious. I'll give you nourishment." Siam pawed at the dead mouse and kicked it in front of Pei Miao.

Pei Miao's hair was blown out, and his eyes were fixed on the mouse on the ground, almost making a hole in it, but Siam didn't think it was exciting enough, so he continued to introduce him: "Look at the appearance of this mouse!" It looks so cute, and the meat is delicious, tender and fat, and rich in nutrition. Eating it can make your eyes see more clearly at night. You must have never eaten such good things in the palace. Unlike someone who can catch mice, my young master kindly catches a few for you to try, just as a thank you for your hospitality in the palace these days."

When it comes to the palace Siam, he has a bitter face, half complaining and half proud: "This palace is not better than Miao Miao Mountain at all, even there are very few mice. The young master visited all the places last night and only caught so many. A mouse."

He pointed his paw at the bunch of rats on the bed and in the basket and continued: "If it wasn't for my master's skill, I wouldn't be able to catch so many of them. Fortunately, these rats are fat and stupid enough to be caught by my master." .”

Siam lifted his chin triumphantly, pushed the dying mouse towards Pei Miao, and said, "Taste it quickly, it's still warm, you have to eat it while it's hot."

What the hell!

Pei Miao imagined the scene where he bit the mouse into his mouth, the teeth pierced through the mouse's fur, and the blood splashed out all at once, spraying on his face. Just thinking about it made his hair stand on end.

Suppressing the discomfort, he politely refused: "Thank you, Mr. Coal, but I don't eat rats."

"Why don't you eat rats? This is a good thing. I assure you that as long as you take a bite, you will fall in love with it deeply." Siam stared at the stars, as if thinking of the delicacy of rats. My saliva almost came out.

Pei Miao refused in his heart, he didn't even want to touch the mouse, let alone eat it, but the mouse was Siam's wish, and he couldn't bear to hurt it, so he had to think about the reasons for the rejection. Gritting his teeth for the last time, he said, "I'm allergic to rat meat."

"Meow?" Siam was taken aback and asked curiously, "What is an allergy?"

"Allergies mean that after I eat rat meat, I get pimples all over my body, red and swollen skin, hair loss, tearing, sneezing, and even death in severe cases."

"So serious?" Siam was dumbfounded. After receiving Pei Miao's affirmative answer, he regretfully canceled the plan to give the mouse to Pei Miao. He came over and said, "Rats can't be eaten, but you should be able to eat that fish. This is the fish I just caught. It looks pretty and tastes good. Try it."

"..."

Looking at the koi that was still alive and kicking on the ground, Pei Miao wanted to cry, but this little black face had taken some wrong medicine today, why did he have to give him a gift? Really can't bear it.

At this time, the living commander who had been hiding in the corner and writing down the incident with a "huh", stood up and pointed to the koi on the ground and said, "Isn't this your Highness who specially brought it back from Yuncheng to raise it in order to please the emperor?" Is it the pearl brocade in the imperial garden?"

Wangcai was startled, he knew about His Royal Highness raising pearl brocade, he heard that this pearl brocade was very precious and rare, and it was extremely difficult to feed, His Royal Highness spent a lot of effort to bring back ten pieces from Yuncheng. Two of them died on the way, and the remaining eight were kept in a small pond in the imperial garden, under the care of a special person. Usually they were precious treasures, but they were unexpectedly murdered today.

He looked at the living envoy, and hurriedly asked: "Sir, have you looked carefully, is this really the pearl brocade raised by His Highness?"

"Well," the living order envoy nodded deeply, pointing to the struggling fish on the ground, "Look, father-in-law, this fish is golden-red all over, as bright as clouds, with white beads on its body, twinkling like stars, and its head is round and flat. There are three flowers on the top, like peonies in full bloom, with large and scattered tails, and when swimming, they are like light gauze and water, these are the characteristics of pearl brocade."

Now Wangcai has nothing to say, and Pei Miao is also embarrassing. This Siamese's ability to cause trouble is really good, but this guy's face is so innocent that people can't bear to scold him.

Pei Miao gave Wangcai a look, and Wangcai immediately understood, stepped forward and picked up the pearl brocade on the ground, and smiled at Siam: "On behalf of my master, I would like to thank you for your kindness, but my master is not used to eating raw food. , How about asking the servants below to braise the fish and bring it up for the two of you to taste?"

Siam was dissatisfied. He wanted Pei Miao to eat raw food, so he caught these mice and fish. However, the mouse Pei Miao couldn't eat it, and the fish had to be cooked. Then his hard work last night was in vain. .

He blocked the way to prevent Wangcai from leaving, and Wangcai's forehead was sweating in anxiety. The pearl brocade had been dehydrated for a while, and the scales on his body had long lost their luster. He wanted to send the fish back before His Royal Highness didn't find out that the koi was missing, but now it was blocked by Siam and he couldn't go away. If he dragged on, he was afraid that the fish would die, and it would be too late .

One person and one cat were in a stalemate, when the announcement of the eldest prince's arrival came from outside the hall, Wang Cai yelled badly, and when he was about to lose his mind, he saw the crowd at the door parted, and the great hall walked in with a cold face.

"See Your Highness, Your Highness is thousands of years old."

The people in the Yongning Palace knelt on the ground. Although His Royal Highness does not reveal his identity in the palace, he is the eldest son of Emperor Qinglong. He didn't dare to neglect in the slightest.

The eldest prince glanced coldly at the group of kneeling people, neither spoke nor asked people to get up, his eyes flickered when he saw the pearl brocade in Wangcai's hand, he sneered and looked in Pei Miao's direction, and said: " Master Guoshi, I came here today to ask you for an explanation. I raised eight-tailed brocade pearls in the pool of the imperial garden before. This hall specially found them from Yuncheng for my father. I have been carefully raising them. There has never been any accident. Today, the people below reported that two fish were missing in the pond, and one was found by the pond. Unfortunately, only the bones were left, and the other one was missing. According to people, In the morning, there was a cat wandering by the pond, and later entered the Palace of Yongning, the Master of the State Teacher, and the appearance of that cat was exactly the same as the one that the Master of the State Teacher brought back from Miaota."

Speaking of which, the eldest prince glanced at Siam's pearl brocade that had fallen into Wangcai's hands, gritted his teeth and said: "Sir, should you explain it to the hall?"

The author has something to say: Let me tell you a very thoughtful thing about Wangwang, that is, Wangwang is very clingy to my mother, he will wake up in a daze and follow her when my mother goes to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and doze off while waiting for my mother , When my mother returned to the bedroom, he stumbled back to sleep again, every time.There was also a time when my mother and my father had an argument, and my mother sat in the living room angrily all night. Wangwang was already asleep at the time. Seeing my mother in the living room, he also came out of the nest and sat on the sofa to accompany him all night without sleeping. , didn’t act like a baby, just accompanied him quietly, and slept in the dark during the day the next day. Since then, my mother has loved him to death. At that time, Wangwang had just come to my house for a little over a month, so don’t say cats and cats are cold, they are just They are expressing love in their own way, and if you observe carefully, you will find their goodness.However, I still want to complain, that is, Wangwang has changed seasons recently, and he likes to rub against people. He would walk to people's legs and rub against them. Although I know he is showing love, Nima rubs every time. There is only a layer of hair on my pants, and I want to cry but have no tears.