naruto-story Chapter 1 Shameless
Chapter 1 Shameless
Chaoyang, whose surname is Chaoyang, translates to the most vigorous in the morning. He is 23 years old and a member of the Genzheng Miaohong Probation Party.
When I was a child, I wanted to be a hard-working gardener, watering the last flowers of the motherland.But in Chaoyang, with the score of [-] that has never been surpassed, it has been two years since the score in the bottom ten of the class.Chaoyang finally knew that a hard-working gardener must have excellent grades to pass the exam, and he gave up this extremely lofty dream with his broken glass heart.
How could he pass the exam with his bad grades, a high-end school that cultivates hard-working gardeners!
Chaoyang has been very depressed for several years. When he was in middle school, he finally set up a great dream again, that is to become a good policeman who punishes rape and helps the weak.He was wearing a neat uniform, and when he saw the villain, behind him in neat uniform, he said very upright lines, put on handcuffs, and drew his gun. Don't be so handsome!
But this dream only lasted for one year, and was once again given up by Chaoyang covering his broken glass heart.
In the second year of junior high school, Chaoyang was taken to the optical shop by his father, and was given a pair of [-]-degree myopia glasses by the doctor mercilessly. Since then, the prescription of the glasses has increased with time and day, and there is no eye contact on his nose. down too.
As an armed policeman on the battlefield, how can there be such a thing as glasses!
Afterwards, as the years went by, Chaoyang’s Mengyang changed countless times from being a doctor, to a nurse, to a civil servant. As a result, all of his dreams flew away with flapping wings. Graduated from a second-rate university.
As for dreams?Hehe, the reality is always bloody on his face.
When he graduated from university, Chaoyang was 23 years old, full of vigor, and firmly believed in what the university professor said, "The world is all about you young people, and the future of the motherland depends on you to fight for it."
Send resume, find job, interview, reject, send resume, find job, interview, reject...
After repeating this for half a year and still not being able to find the job he wanted, Chaoyang finally realized: he has absolutely nothing to do with work, because he is an entrepreneurial talent!
Finally achieved the goal of struggle, Chaoyang is definitely full of confidence and enthusiasm.
However, after traveling all over the city where the consumption is neither high nor low, and the flow of people is neither too much nor too little, Chaoyang found that with the maximum of [-] funds in hand, he wanted to rent a store and open a store as a small boss. Absolutely dreaming!
Fortunately, just when Chaoyang thought that the heavens had smeared his bloody face again, the beauty, kindness, and generosity of Taobao online shopping also blew to the small city where Chaoyang was located.
"Are you still worrying about the lack of funds, the difficulty of renting a store, and the high risk of fund recovery? Choose Taobao.com, no store fees, no labor costs, just one person and one computer to realize your dream of opening a store. Earning [-] a month is not a dream. Everything As long as you move your fingers, click the mouse, and build a store, everything is possible!"
Chaoyang looked at the advertisement, clenched the passbook in his hand, gritted his teeth, stared, and threw himself into the embrace of Taobao resolutely.
In the beginning, for the sake of compromise, Chaoyang opened a clothing store. Everyone needs to wear clothes, which is definitely the most profitable business, but obviously many passionate human beings think so, and Taobao does not need any security deposits. , and there is no store fee. As long as you upload your ID card and bind your bank card, you can open a store after passing the certification. The threshold is really low.
But because of the low price, now there are millions of sellers on Taobao, the same product, the same price, in Huangkou, Huangzuan everywhere, as a small store without a heart, Chaoyang burst into tears flow all over the face.
Day [-], inquiries, zero
On the second day, the number of inquiries, a
On the third day, the number of inquiries, three
Day [-]...
For a full month, he stuck to the computer and didn't get any orders. Chaoyang clenched his fists, opened Baidu, and decided to fight.
Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are posts, there is Chaoyang.
Sell, sell, sell as hard as you can.
But it is a pity that Chaoyang is not the only one who has figured out this point. Clothes and shoes are the places with the most sellers. Once every post is posted, Chaoyang will always find countless people with the same content as him, but with a different store name. Posting, in less than 2 minutes, his post was brushed to the bottom of the sea.
Time passed in a flash, and a month later, Chaoyang looked at the store whose inquiries were struggling in the [-]s and [-]s, but still had no transactions, moved the mouse lightly, and clicked on the interface that had been collected for a long time with trembling hands. "Kiss me a sex toy store."
Click on the link, the page jumps, and Chaoyang instantly feels greeted by various fonts in front of him.
"Kiss my sex toys are sincerely looking for agents across the country, and one piece will be shipped on behalf of you, so that you will have no worries."
"Big reward at the end of the year, kiss me and give away a super value set meal."
"Choose kiss me, your best choice."
Chaoyang looked at the picture of a certain private part of the glamorous person, blushed away, and clicked on "Affiliate Advantage" on the page.
The speed of this webpage is really good, but within a few seconds, Chaoyang saw a flash of dense fonts in front of him.
"The hottest market in the most lucrative industry - the 200 billion adult product market is waiting for you to pan for gold, the 100 billion male nourishing market: men's strong and genital products, is currently the most popular market, and the 50 billion safety, security and set market: In the 3000 billion sexy underwear and clothing market, there are still 8000 million "leftover men" with physiological needs, more than [-] million disabled people, millions of unmarried men and women, migrant workers, long-term single workers, widowed and divorced people, and people with physical defects. improve……
1. Nearly 1000 billion market space - annual sales of up to [-] billion yuan, the adult products industry has infinite charm
.....
No inventory cost, one piece of delivery;
Suitable for simultaneous online and offline sales, providing a website.
Comparing investment in other industries: due to fierce competition, investors in other industries will be unprofitable within 2-3 years. The gross profit of the adult product industry is as high as 200% to 500%. It is an open secret that its profits are considerable. It is unmatched by products in other industries.The adult product industry is known as the golden industry in the sunrise industry.
Choose kiss, your best choice."
Chaoyang carefully looked at every word on the computer. In fact, Chaoyang had read these contents several times during this period, such as when the popularity of the website was not good.For example, when you search for the clothes he posted, there are tens of thousands of equivalent clothes, but you can't find any of his clothes.Another example is when looking at the amazing monthly transaction volume of those yellow crown sellers.
But at this moment Chaoyang is still watching very seriously, for fear of missing a word.
Because from this moment, Chaoyang decided to give up the clothing store that had been operating for two months and still had no income, and sell sex toys instead!
Although there are also sellers of this kind of sex toys on Taobao, but compared to the brutal clothing store, there are definitely not a little bit less.
Face or something, compared to the fewer and fewer archives, compared to the confidence that has been repeatedly hit, it is nothing!
"Do you need to connect to customer service to serve you, yes? No?"
When Chaoyang browsed to the last item, a small box kept jumping and jumping.Now that the decision has been made, Chaoyang didn't feel bothered looking at the small frame, so with a trembling hand, he clicked the mouse and directly chose Yes.
"dudu..."
After the headset displayed two sounds of being connected, an extremely sweet voice came out, "Hello, this is Kiss My Sex Toys Store. Welcome to the store. Do you need any help?"
"You...Okay, I want to join." Chaoyang swallowed, and finally suppressed the shyness of saying such words to a sweet girl, and said dryly.
"Okay, there are several ways for us to join, one is the county level, the other is the city level, and the other is the provincial level, which one do you choose?" Sweet girl Zhiyin didn't know if she could hear Chaoyang's shyness, and she became more and more excited. the sweetness.
"County level."
"Okay, the agency fee at the county level is [-], and we will convert the [-] into products for you. Excuse me, do you need massage sticks, jumps, eggs, safety, sets... or something, our company has a complete range , the choice is yours."
Chaoyang blushed and listened to Maizhong's sweet voice calling out the name of the crowd without any pause and without any shyness. Girls communicate.
After that, things are much easier, sign the contract, pay the advance payment, receive the goods, pay the final payment, kiss me and send a girl to teach him one-on-one on the computer.
Seven days later, when everything was finished, Kiss Me had a QQ account and added him as a friend. To Chaoyang's surprise, it was still that sweet girl who contacted him.
That sweet girl claimed to be surnamed Zhang, so it’s fine to call her Xiao Zhang, and don’t be too enthusiastic when calling the manager one by one. Unfortunately, apart from this point, in the subsequent exchanges, Chaoyang deeply realized that this sweet girl’s appearance is not good. one.
"Manager Chao, since it is a sex toy shop, it must be straightforward and enthusiastic. Your name like "I have it at home" is too bad, you should change it to "Happiness Sex Shop." "Look, sex, blessing? It uses things from our house, and sex and blessing will naturally make you happy."
Chaoyang was silent for a while, feeling that it made sense to change.
"Manager Chao, look at these product pictures, we have already sent them to you, but for a good product, good pictures are not enough, and there must be enough attractive introductions, such as this point massage, massage stick , you can introduce it like this..."
Chaoyang looked at a lot of introductions in the chat box, and was finally convinced.The reason why he didn't have any business before was because he didn't have that thick skin at all.
It seems that he chose this sex toy to join, and he has a special person to guide him, he is definitely right!
Copy, paste, publish.
Looking at the treasures on sale all over the place, Chaoyang has a feeling that he will make a lot of money in the future.
"Manager Chao, that's about it this time. I wish you a prosperous business. Next time you need to buy goods, you can go directly to Xiao Zhang. Xiao Zhang will work hard. (Smiley face)"
"must."
With the end of this sentence, Chaoyang also ended a busy day, looked at the Taobao interface again, and shut down the phone with a little tiredness.
The computer screen quickly turned from bright to dark, until no sound could be heard from the case, Chaoyang leaned on the chair and closed his eyes tiredly.
"Yesterday I loved it to death
swore to cut your face
Everything can't go back to the past
nice picture”
With some hoarse female voices sounded in the quiet room, it seemed a little noisy and harsh, Chaoyang was slightly stunned, got up, took out the mobile phone from his coat pocket, and saw the caller ID on the mobile phone as "Zhao Chongshu", Chaoyang couldn't help but The resident was stunned.