Chapter 8 Coitus
Chapter 8 Coitus
Qiao Balu was obviously nervous when he looked in front of his eyes, but in the voice of his words, his face did not change, his language was fluent, and even at the end, he was able to reach out his hand, with a naturally familiar Chaoyang face.The original alert posture could no longer be maintained.
Sure enough, the future of this F-rank businessman in front of him is limitless, and this face is enough.Over the past year, Qiao Balu has contacted more than 100 plane merchants with Brig, but he is the first one with a thick skin like Chaoyang.
"Balu, that's enough, let's talk about our intentions?"
Brig finally suppressed the embarrassment in his heart, pulled Rabalou's tail from behind, and said in a low voice.
"Yes, should we go straight to the point? What is the purpose of the two of you?"
This time, Chaoyang finally heard the conversation between the two clearly, and Chaoyang naturally put down his hand that had been raised all the time.
My heart is full of tears of happiness, and I can finally end the idiotic gesture of raising my hand.
Qiao Baru listened to Chaoyang's words, but he didn't reply as Chaoyang expected, and just kept looking at Chaoyang with a smile that was not a smile.
Chaoyang "..."
Laughing, trying to laugh, finally couldn't laugh, and was forced to start a hard game of big eyes and small eyes with Qiao Baru.
Brig, who had been quiet all this time, leaned out from behind Jobaru, and what he saw was Chaoyang's expression full of bitterness.Thinking of Chaoyang's previous words that made him feel ashamed and embarrassed but also somewhat happy.Brig chuckled, and pulled Rajobalu's hand forcefully.
"Balu, don't scare him, he is just a novice who has just come into contact with the plane."
Yes, he is just a novice, even if the game still has a novice protection period, begging for special care for freshmen.
If before Chaoyang looked at Brig, it was just a weird feeling of being soft and easy to overthrow, then as soon as Brig's words came out, Chaoyang instantly felt that Brig was full of the dazzling brilliance of the Virgin!
"If you are still looking at my female with this expression, then duel!"
"..."
Hearing Qiao Balu's extremely ordinary words, Chaoyang twitched the corners of his mouth, followed his instinct to silently look away from Brig.
Brig looked at Chaoyang's behavior, and the smile in his eyes deepened, and he pulled Qiaobalu's hand again, getting Qiaobalu's firm meaning of "don't worry, I have a sense of proportion, and I won't play him badly".Brig smiled helplessly, but didn't speak.
"North latitude 53°31', east longitude 73°40' hello, I am Joe Baru, an E-level merchant from the orc at 153°31' north latitude, 573°40' east longitude. After the request for twelve calls was rejected, the forced call was successful."
Joe Baru's voice was finally upright, bringing out a bit of politeness and seriousness that diplomacy should have.
Chaoyang didn't know the interaction between Qiaobalu and Brig when he lowered his head.However, after hearing this diplomatic vocabulary, Chaoyang probably knew that the matter had finally pulled back from the runaway state.
"Hello, Joe Baru, an orc businessman from an E-level plane at latitude 153°31' north, longitude 573°40' east. how can I help you?"
Qiao Balu watched Chaoyang imitate his movements very naturally, a smile slipped across his eyes for the first time, but Qiao Balu didn't say anything, hugged Brig, and kissed with a sense of declaring sovereignty Dear, after successfully seeing Chaoyang's awkward expression of wanting to look but not daring to look, Qiao Balu said very bluntly.
"Well, you can help me, or I'd really hate wasting time with Brig.
Chaoyang, as you have seen, Brig is a female of the orc-rabbit clan. Whether it is the flexibility of the body, the touch of the skin, or even the degree of cooperation in mating and mating, it is much better than my female of the tiger clan. times.Brig has always been the best female of my kind.But Brig has a bad point. The place where we meet and join is always too fragile and easy to get hurt.
Often it happens twice at night, and he can't take it anymore, his back is always red and swollen, and it hurts when he touches it.
You Earth, there are many strange things introduced on the plane, and you are a businessman who specializes in sex toys. Is there anything you can sell to me, so that Brig and I can get along more harmoniously, and not so much? easy to get injured.It's best to come seven times a night. Of course, after seven times, the back should not be so red and swollen.I don't want Brig to suffer too much. "
"Balu, I'm fine."
"Rig, how could I be willing to..."
Chaoyang looked at the two who were talking sweetly and kissing non-stop, and suddenly felt speechless.
Although he has already been forced to contact the two men in front of him as a couple, but after telling all his private affairs, can he not act so blindly.
He is straight!Straight man! !
"Combination: It can refer to sex and intercourse. In a broad sense, it refers to the mating and mating between two dioecious animals or humans, and the behavior of achieving the purpose of reproduction through intimate contact, intercourse, and copulation.
Adult men and women can have intimate contact with each other through organs or other body parts.Tick, after scanning in front of my eyes, both of them are male, and theoretically it is not recommended to have sex.
Tick, scan the vocabulary... discover new vocabulary... make a base: it turns out that men of the same gender are together with each other, and the intimate contact part is the weaker one.Because the back is normally used for excretion, so it is during intercourse. For the health of the two intersecting people, it is recommended that the lower person can clean the back with utensils first, which can be cleaned and lubricated.
After scanning, this pair of Mianzu beastmen is the lower one, and the back is really red and swollen. If there is no medicine to reduce the swelling, the redness and swelling should last for about four to five days.The things owned by the host, such as lubrication, liquid, irrigation and intestinal utensils, and anti-tumor ointment can all be used by the rabbit orcs, which can generate transactions.
The host, the two in front of me are because of the orcs, the force value of the orcs is about three times that of the host, but the degree of technological civilization is two levels lower than that of the host's earth.Although this planar businessman's forced call violates the fourth rule of No. 3 and No. 12 of planar transactions, but based on the general rules of the planar, "the weak have no right to speak". 30 suggests that the host can turn negative emotions into motivation for trading.The host can trade with it.
1314520 Friendly reminder, the word used by the merchant on the orc plane is incorrect, the host, you can’t use Jiao and He here, the application is based.The host can use the basic vocabulary to remind the merchants of the plane, increase the favorability, predict the favorability...."
The mechanical sound that had been quiet since the appearance of the two businessmen in front of him suddenly sounded in Chaoyang's mind at this moment.
Contrasted with the fact that the mechanical sound was not an illusion, why did he speak again? What made Chaoyang even more annoyed was how the mechanical sound was so understanding to add to the confusion.Listening to the mechanical sound in my head that seems to be suddenly wound up, infinitely powerful, and fluttering.Chaoyang twitched the corners of his mouth, and said extremely firmly:
"To shut up!"
"Hey, the host is in the plane trading hours, and 1314520, as a plane trading system, cannot shut down on its own." The cold mechanical voice paused for a moment, and finally changed the subject from the long conversation.
"..."
So that is to say, he can only passively accept the mechanical sound and cannot choose not to receive it?
"F-level businessman Chaoyang, have you considered it?" Qiao Balu looked at Chaoyang's obviously irritated expression, and in a good mood, under the cover of the leather jacket, he twisted Brig's red beans, When Brig was full of shyness, he finally looked up at Chaoyang with satisfaction.
"What if I say no?" Chaoyang took a deep breath, looked at Qiao Balu in front of him, and asked tentatively with a thought.
Although the man in front of him has always given him a sense of threat, but from the beginning until now, it was only a verbal threat.
Although Chaoyang still screamed to be vigilant in his heart, there was an intuitive cognition formed in Chaoyang's heart that they would not hurt him.Especially the bunny brig who is soft and easy to talk at first glance.
Chaoyang seems ignorant of everything that is happening before him, but if he cannot refuse to face this chaotic life in the future, then it is his best way to learn as much as possible about his rights.
And now, Chaoyang is testing whether he has the right to refuse when facing someone with malicious intentions or a business he doesn't want to accept.
"No?" Qiao Balu raised his eyebrows in surprise, and looked at Chaoyang's still crooked brows and sincere expression, and replied affirmatively, Qiao Balu unexpectedly didn't entangle himself in this topic.
Chaoyang thought that this was the end of the matter.
When Chaoyang added in his heart that "this inexplicable plane can have the right to refuse", a sudden change occurred.
"Did I say that I don't like liars."
Hearing Qiao Balu's inaudible words, Chaoyang was slightly stunned, and just about to speak, but Qiao Balu's eyes skipped him, and he said again: "Enable the search function."
Search function?What's the meaning?
"Beep, warning, warning! I received a malicious check from an orc E-level businessman...Active defense is turned on...beep, activation failed...active counterattack begins...beep, energy is insufficient, failure...beep Beep, warning, warning!"
The sharp beeping sound kept flashing in Chaoyang's mind. Compared with the sharp mechanical sound when he was told to take the initiative to talk before, Chaoyang felt a kind of coldness.It was as if something was mercilessly peeling off all his coats, and carefully inspected him from the inside to the outside.
what happened?In the end what happened?
What the hell can he do now?
Chaoyang unknowingly let go of the desk lamp in his right hand, and fell to the ground with a "snap". Chaoyang was holding his head that seemed to be bombarded by a sharp sound, and his face was pale.
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