Chapter 3
Chapter 3
Chapter 3
"Huh!" Ling Bao threw the no longer dripping vegetables into the basin again, stirred them casually with his hands, then poured out the water in the basin, took out the vegetable basin and put it aside, the vegetables on top could still See black mud dots.
Zheng Youhan looked at him with his arms folded, obviously dissatisfied with his washing vegetables like this.But this is very good, the more dissatisfied he is, the less he will think about other things. What happened these days is too unbelievable. The previous Ling Bao died inexplicably. No matter what, he died in his own home. If this guy can't accept himself anymore Falling from the sky to the ground and turning into a pauper, what kind of moths have come out of it, he must ask someone to see if there is a problem with Feng Shui at home, he probably won't be able to live anymore, and even if he wants to sell the house, it's impossible, Who wants a house where someone died?
So please feel free to be angry.
Thinking about how hard I tried to get him to shoot at me, I worked really hard, it must be because I have a good heart, otherwise who would care about him!
Ling Bao glanced at the bulging muscles on the man's arm, and decided that the man who knew the current affairs was Junjie, thinking that he had never lost a fight when he was a child, but after his rebirth, his physical fitness was too poor, and he was beaten to the bed on the first day Aww, the 1.8 meters that are ostentatious are no match for my own 1.7 meters four, the extra six centimeters is useless, obviously I don't want to cry, but the tears are endless, cry a fart!
Hey, the original body is still good, but unfortunately it is gone.But this person is really going to beat him up, do you know that he breaks the law!
Sentimental and unconvinced, Ling Bao hugged the vegetable bowl and washed the leaves of the vegetables one by one. These were taught by Zheng Youhan using violent means. It seems that there is nothing in this world that cannot be learned, it is only a matter of method.
When Zheng Youhan met Lin Jiarui for the first time and only exchanged three sentences, he easily found a way to 'teach' him.
Lin Jiarui has never been counseled before. After being reborn, he became Ling Bao and he was counseled when he met Zheng Youhan. Although he was counseled a little bit, who told him that he is now a poor man, with no money, no ability, no status, and he will feel dizzy if he walks too fast. He felt like passing out when he got up, and he, who never knew how to cook, even counted on Zheng Youhan for meals.
But it doesn't matter, just treat it as the experience that life gave him. He believes that with his ability, he will be able to enter the entertainment industry again. Zheng Youhan, who was beaten up the day he got the movie king, was looking for his teeth all over the place...
"What the hell are you thinking!!! Hurry up and wash the vegetables! Otherwise you'll watch me eat at noon!"
Ling Bao was shocked back to his senses by a roar, "Oh, wash."
Zheng Youhan looked at his submissive face on the surface, with an expression of 'I'm thinking about changing my mind' in his eyes, and the fire in his heart rose inexplicably, "Ling Bao."
"I think it's necessary to tell you about it."
"Say."
"Look, you also know that I'm not Ling Bao. I'm really not used to being called this name." Ling Bao frowned, and his mouth was slightly pouted. This expression is too easy for a film king. Sorrowful, half aggrieved and half coquettish, "No one else knows anyway, can you still call me by my name, Lin Jiarui, or Jiarui in private, how about it?"
Zheng Youhan looked at him, "You just want to disgust me, don't you?"
"..." Damn, how can I disgust you with my own name! !
"Very well, you've disgusted me with your success."
"..." Please don't say the lines, I really have the urge to answer a sentence!But usually this sentence is what I read!
Ling Bao's brain was still searching for lines, but his head had already been pushed into the vegetable bowl.
"Fuck, you dare to bully me! How dare you bully me like this!!!" Ling Bao wiped the water from his face, and followed behind Zheng Youhan, expressing unbelievable emotions.
With a bang, Zheng Youhan returned to his room, slammed the door vigorously, and shut Ling Bao out.Ling Bao's bedroom was changed from Zheng Jiarui's, because someone died on the bed, and although he was occupying this body, it was different from sleeping in it.
Originally, the man did not agree, but Ling Bao went to share a bed with him for two consecutive nights. The bed was small, and the two of them were a bit crowded, not to mention that the man kept hugging his arm and kept rubbing and rubbing, saying, "Okay." So scared!"
In the end, Zheng Youhan was so rubbed by him that he almost wanted to beat him up, "It's okay to change the room, but you can do all the housework, and I can do the cooking."
Of course Ling Bao disagreed, "What do you think of me! You are..."
Before he finished speaking, he was thrown into his bedroom.In the end he could only compromise.
No one has ever treated him like this!Especially after he had already revealed his identity, this person dared to use such despicable means to coerce him to wash vegetables, clothes, dishes, house and grocery shopping, he simply regarded him as a coolie!unacceptable.
"Zheng Youhan, I..."
He stretched out his fingers fiercely and pointed at the door, Zheng Youhan suddenly opened the door, with a cold face, "I warn you, if you want to live here with good food and drink, just be honest, in my eyes, you are just A bastard who knows nothing."
"you……"
"What are you? If you are not convinced, you will pay me the rent now. I feel sorry for you and let you work to pay the rent. Do you understand the rules?"
"Damn it! I have a lot of money!!!" Ling Bao burst into foul language angrily.
Zheng Youhan seemed to have gotten used to it, and spread his hands, "Pay the rent, and you won't have to do my job."
Ling Bao slapped him hard on the hand, "Wait, don't be arrogant, I will smash you to death with money."
"Ha ha."
"Lend me your phone!!" Ling Bao turned his head and stretched out his hands.
Zheng Youhan leaned on the door frame and looked at him amusedly, "Don't you have one?"
"I can't access the Internet!!" Ling Bao glared at him, "Use it for me." Although I have no house or car, I still have savings!Although the card is not with you, you can still check and transfer money in mobile banking. Hmph, the balance in the account will scare you to death every minute.
"What's in it for me?"
Kill you with money! !Let you bully me again.
He thought so, but he couldn't say it. He must save his complacent breath until the end, so that the ghost would be dumbfounded after seeing his account balance!
"I'll give you one-tenth of the money in your account." I remember that there seemed to be 1000 million in the account, and one-tenth was... "Get it here!" I used my calculator.
Zheng Youhan took out his mobile phone and handed it to him, "Hurry up."
"Don't make me proud."
Ling Bao clicked on the calculator first, did some calculations, and figured out that one tenth is 100 million. Damn, it seems a bit much, "One twentieth!" Just give 50, huh, I'll leave as soon as I give the money! Not even 1 minute.
"What are you doing?"
"Look at my bank account," Ling Bao entered the app and downloaded the client first, "I'm so stupid, I should have checked it a long time ago, then withdraw the money and leave here!!" I didn't even think of it, I was really bullied and stupid!Take a quick look, there's simply no way to stay in this place.
Ling Bao was waiting there for the download, and looked up at Zheng Youhan from time to time, and there was a faint smile on the corner of Zheng Youhan's mouth, which made him feel extremely uncomfortable.
You won't be able to laugh at me anymore in less than a minute! ! !
He thought so.
So after the client was downloaded, he immediately entered the account ID and password to log in, and he clicked into the account balance with great anticipation.
"..."
Zheng Youhan looked at his expression, it was uglier than when he knew he was dead and reborn a while ago, so he wanted to take a look at the phone, but Ling Bao held the phone tightly and pushed his hand away, "Wait a minute, I'll It must have been wrong just now!"
He fiddled there for a while, and his face was ashen.
"Let me see." Zheng Youhan went to get the phone, but Ling Bao didn't let go.Break off Ling Bao's fingers one by one, "Let go, it's still your heart that hurts if you break it off."
"..." He took out his phone, glanced at it, and checked the balance, "One dollar."
"..." Don't say it! ! ! "Could it be that I made a mistake, please help me see."
Zheng Youhan looked at Ling Bao's pitiful eyes on Bala, "Let me take a look." A rare soft heart.
10 minutes later……
"It's really a piece."
Ling Bao lowered his head and wanted to cry, "How could it be? I clearly remember that there are more than 1000 million. It's really true. It's all my hard-earned money. You can see if there is something wrong with your mobile phone." ?”
"The mobile phone is mine, and the bank card number is yours." Zheng Youhan logged out of the bank client and stuffed the mobile phone into his pocket, "One-twentieth of a dollar... Forget it, it's too small, I can't figure it out, I don't want it , Don’t worry, the one dollar is all yours.”
"..." It's too hurtful! !
Ling Bao suddenly felt out of breath, turned around, walked through the small living room, unscrewed the door and stepped into the balcony.Zheng Youhan followed and pulled him back into the room, shouting, "What are you doing!!"
"Breathe."
"My side is an old community, and the railings on the balcony are not strong, so don't run there for nothing!" Zheng Youhan locked the balcony door, "You have something to do, okay! Isn't it just money, you can make money anyway!" The company They are all ready to collect the house and car, and the money is easier.
"Damn!" Ling Bao was annoyed immediately, "It's easy for you to say! 1000 million! 1000 million is not 100 yuan, you know what!!"
"You are alive now, can't you just live!"
"That's what I earned so hard," Ling Bao wiped away tears, "Do you think it's easy to earn? I'm tired of filming."
"I believe other people are tired from filming, but you will be tired from filming?" Zheng Youhan said, "Don't shoot when it's hot, don't shoot when it's cold, don't shoot too late, don't shoot too early, I really think it's a miracle that you can make so much money. "
Ling Bao really wanted to scold him, but he couldn't find the words to scold him for a while, because what he said was true, but, "Aren't you my black fan? How can you be so clear?"
Zheng Youhan poked him on the shoulder, "This guy is your brainless fan. He talks about it every day. It's like brainwashing! But then again, Ling Bao himself has saved some money."
"No." He directly refused, "I don't want what's not mine."
"You can treat it as a loan and pay it back when you have money."
"No, I've already taken over his body, and I absolutely can't touch his money."
"Then you have the nerve to rely on me every day!" Zheng Youhan felt it was too unfair.
"Who told me to open my eyes and see you, this is fate." Cherish it!
"Hehe," Zheng Youhan sneered twice, and said word by word, "Nie-Yuan!!"
"you!!!"
Before he had time to express his emotion, he was dragged into the room by the man. The door of the room was locked from the outside, and Ling Bao slammed on the door inside, "What are you doing!" Life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten, but he is really 100%. The house is gone, the car is gone, and even the money is gone. With nothing, he becomes not himself, which is simply inexplicable.Still being bullied by this person!It's really unlucky to drink cold water and stuff your teeth.
It’s hard to be sure, just like the sky is falling, he really wants to find out where the money went, but being disturbed by Zheng Youhan, he seems to think that it’s not a big deal, because this man is so annoying, grab him It's still business to come and beat him up. Although he can't beat him now, he will never beat him if he doesn't beat him. If he fights, he will improve if he beats him.
"Open the door!" I promise not to kill you!
Ling Bao could only add a word of refreshment in his heart.
When the door opened again, Zheng Youhan was standing at the door holding a bowl of steaming hot noodles, Ling Bao asked, "Something for me?"
"Mine." Then he whistled as he walked and sat down at the crude table.
Too much to beat.
But the most important question at the moment has changed again, Ling Bao rushed into the kitchen, "My face!"
"You are so capable of cooking by yourself."
"I did the dishes!!!" Ling Bao stood in front of the table and looked at Zheng Youhan's delicious food.
Zheng Youhan inserted all the noodles, "Look, you did the dishes, but I didn't put any vegetables, it was all meat."
I rely on! !On purpose, absolutely on purpose! !
Ling Baoqi's nose was crooked.
The author has something to say: Ling Bao: If you don’t feed me, I will sue you for abuse!
Zheng Youhan: I have tried so hard to feed you, how hungry you are.
Ling Bao: I mean that full, not so full!
Zheng Youhan: No matter which one is full, it has the same meaning, so you don’t need to explain.
Ling Bao: I suddenly feel very tired.
Zheng Youhan: Then just lie down, I love you so much.
Ling Bao: I can't stay here anymore. I will travel to Europe on the 30th.
Zheng Youhan: I was wrong! !
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