Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Chapter 6
Zheng Youhan looked at Ling Bao with his head up like a rooster but there were still tears in his eyes, he was speechless, and decided not to tangle with him on this issue, so as not to look like he was bullying him, he looked at Ling Bao's face "Lend me some clothes, but you have to wash them and return them to me."
"Stingy." Ling Bao muttered in a low voice, "I don't even want to give it to me."
"What did you say?"
"I'll wash it and return it to you." Ling Bao tugged at the hem of his clothes, "But the ugly thing is that the washing machine is not particularly clean sometimes."
"Then rub your hands."
"..." Do you want to fight! !You know I can't beat you, right?
"Clean up, we're ready to go."
Ling Bao watched Zheng Youhan leave the words and turned around, he quickly jumped out of bed and chased after him, "Leave now?" He looked at the still big sun outside, "Be early, so what," he asked, "Is it so early to set up a stall? Isn't it usually at night? When it's dark." Don't night markets only open after dark?Otherwise, why is it called a night market?
"It's time for dinner soon, and business is best at this time."
"But we haven't eaten yet." Ling Bao pointed at himself and then at Zheng Youhan, "We, you and I didn't eat, anyway, I didn't eat, I don't know if you went out to eat or not, you Said that you ate such a big bowl of noodles at noon, did you go out to eat secretly!" Thinking that I only ate a bowl of vegetables at noon, I feel sad, "I am not full and can't work."
"Go and eat." Zheng Youhan took a few towels and a clean T-shirt and prepared to leave, "Hurry up, I'll wait for you downstairs."
"Don't go yet!" Ling Bao pulled him out, "Look at my sleeve." He stretched out his arm, "Take it."
"Go change one."
"No! Just this one," Ling Bao insisted, "Get it done quickly, the pin is on the table."
Zheng Youhan raised his eyebrows, "You usually use this tone when you ask for help?"
"What kind of tone?"
"No one owes you the tone of being arrogant."
"Of course not!" Ling Bao smiled, "I will consider changing the tone according to the different plots."
In Zheng Youhan's eyes, Ling Bao has always been dull, only when he talked about his male god Lin Jiarui, he would show a little expression, but now, the male god Lin Jiarui has entered Ling Bao's body, Ling Bao, you can rest in peace .He felt that if one day Ling Bao's soul came back and saw his male god in his body, he would silently reincarnate.
Fue, this scene is too weird, I can't even think about it.
But now Ling Bao has too many expressions, he is dazzled, too dazzling, I don't like it very much.
Ling Bao picked up the pin on the coffee table, his eyes were cautious, and his expression was very green and shy, "Brother Zheng, help me pin it." He raised his index finger, "I punctured it myself, it hurts so much!"
Zheng Youhan told himself that he was acting, because he is the actor, so the acting is super realistic anytime and anywhere, but, with such an expression and tone, and looking at the small red holes on his fingers, He wanted to refuse in his heart, but his body was very honest, "You're so stupid." He took the pin and said.
Although he was said to be stupid, Zheng Youhan was willing to help him out, so he stopped talking back, but he still had to stare.
When he was about to fasten him, Ling Bao stopped him suddenly, "Wait a minute!" He quickly ran to the sofa and sat down, "Come here."
"..." Why are there so many things going on!Is there a difference between sitting on a sofa and sitting on a chair?
Of course there is a difference! !
The chair is so hard, how can I get back the feeling?Although this sofa is not comfortable enough, it is a little soft and the back is a little short, but let's make do with it.
Ling Bao leaned back, opened his hands and put them on the back of the sofa, Erlang raised his legs, looking like a grandpa, "Come on, don't go on!"
Zheng Youhan really wanted to poke a pin into his nose and put it on for him, cows always punch their noses like this.But he held back, if bloodshed happened, he would be the one who would be unlucky.
He turned around and walked into the kitchen, and came out again after a while. Ling Bao didn't know what he was going to do, but, "Hurry up, didn't you say you're leaving?" Then he continued to relive the feeling of being served by others, and even fell asleep. Close your eyes deeply.
The cuffs were rolled up, and then I felt Zheng Youhan fiddled with that position a few times, and then I heard the man say, "Okay."
Ling Bao closed his eyes and nodded in satisfaction, then his head was slapped, "Ah, why did you hit me!"
"What are you crazy about, let's go!" Zheng Youhan put on his shoes and opened the door neatly, and commented on him washing the dishes at noon, "Washing a bowl is like flooding a golden mountain, bad review."
"How can anyone bear you with so many demands!" Ling Bao rolled his eyes at him, and then glanced at the sleeves that were no longer falling down, "Damn! Zheng Youhan, stop for me! Why don't you give me a piece of torn gauze!"
"That's a handkerchief, to wipe your tears for a while." Zheng Youhan asked him with a smile, "Have you ever been in kindergarten?"
Ling Bao's eyes were a little complicated, "I haven't been to kindergarten."
"real or fake?"
"Really." He looked at the folded rectangular gauze strips, bent his arms and tried it, and it could really reach the eyes and nose, which was in line with the habit of children wiping their hands when they raise their hands. "Is it really for wiping tears? Going to kindergarten Just wipe your nose when you cry?"
"..." Well, I just wanted to tease him just now, but now, "Well, yes."
Ling Bao was actually quite happy, "Then hang on like this."
"Don't you think, this is very two?"
"You fool me!"
Zheng Youhan looked at him as if he was about to bite, "No."
Although Ling Bao already had a skeptical attitude towards his words, but he couldn't resist the feeling of connecting with children now because he had never been to kindergarten, so he chose to believe it.
Zheng Youhan went down the stairs and stood there waiting for him, and saw Ling Bao clutching the gauze handkerchief as he went downstairs, with an expression as if that broken thing was some kind of treasure.
"Crazy." He muttered softly.
Ling Bao's ears were sharp, "Say it again!"
"I said the weather is fine today."
"Humph."
Zheng Youhan explained in his heart, what I said was actually about myself, well, I somehow felt that this person's expression just now was a little cute, and I was really crazy, obviously a hedgehog.
Ling Bao followed behind him. Although his body had changed and his face changed, he was still a big-name king in his heart. His walking posture was decadent and uninhibited, and he had slightly frowning eyes with displeasure and impatience. It was a small handkerchief, so there was a little joy in the corner of his mouth, and he was able to make such a complicated expression, which caused girls to look back at him frequently.
Standing aside and waiting for the car habitually, when he saw Zheng Youhan coming on a mountain bike, he tried his best to calm himself down, but it was just an effort, "Don't tell me that he was riding this."
"Otherwise?" Zheng Youhan patted the back seat, "I don't think you know how to ride, so I didn't buy one for you, but added a back seat."
Come on!
"I won't sit." Ling Bao turned his head.
"If you don't sit, you will run behind!" You can't do anything and you have a big temper, and you can't cure you if you don't believe it! "It costs less than two hundred to install a seat in this car. I still have to worry about my tires when you sit in the back."
"Two hundred can be called money?!"
Zheng Youhan stretched out his hand, "Bring it."
"Why should I give it?"
"First, it's for you. Second, I'm poor."
Ling Bao's chin was the same, and his neck twisted, "Not yet."
"Then don't be bibibi." Zheng Youhan stepped on the pedal with one foot and supported it with the other, "Come up."
Ling Bao sat on it with his legs crossed, kicked his feet, and the car drove away.
After a while, "Stop, stop!"
"What's the matter!" Zheng Youhan stopped.
"It's uncomfortable to sit like this. I'm panicking." He changed his position and sat sideways, "Okay."
"Catch it?"
Ling Bao grabbed his clothes, "Well, grab it."
"..." I let you grab the back seat!Hey, forget it, talking to stupid people is tiring.
Zheng Youhan was riding the bike, Ling Bao was sitting in the back, the car shook a few times at first, then it became much more stable, and he relaxed a little bit, but...
"There is a car next to you, be careful!"
"A car is coming from behind!!"
"Be careful!"
"There is a guardrail in the middle of the bicycle path I'm walking on, so please stop yelling!!!"
Ling Bao pouted, "Don't be so vicious, I have a psychological shadow."
"Can you speak well!"
"Ride your bike well and drop me to kill you!!"
Zheng Youhan wanted to stop the car so much and deal with him, this man deserved a beating, I really don't understand why no one beat him before!
Ling Bao watched from behind that the man's back was gradually drenched with sweat, and there were still tiny beads of sweat. He didn't like people who were close to him to sweat so much, including himself. Men's body odor usually They will all be heavier, especially if the food they eat is more meaty, it will be heavier, but after being in contact with men these days, he doesn't feel disgusted.
It may also be that I didn't care about the disgust, because there were only quarrels and fights.
However, I remember that a long time ago, he sat in the car and looked at the cyclist on the street, and his girlfriends sat behind him, both of them looked very relaxed and happy.
"Sit down, I'm going to turn." Zheng Youhan said.
Ling Bao's lower body sank, and he grabbed his clothes with a little more force, "Yes."
Then, I saw the profile of the man turning his head to look at the passing vehicles behind him.His brows were tightened, his eyes were deep, his lips were pursed into a line, and he didn't even have a peripheral vision for himself.
When the man turned his head back, the car snorted and drew an arc quickly. The breeze blew over, Ling Bao was very comfortable, but from Zheng Youhan's expression, he was not riding happily, probably because , because you are too heavy?
Impossible, I have touched the ribs!And these days, the food that is obviously hungry and full is very worrying, how could it be heavy.
Thinking of this makes my stomach a little hungry. After all, I only ate vegetables at noon, and my buttocks are not very comfortable. I really don’t understand how those women can sit for such a long time. There is a cold metal bar underneath. Ken is not as comfortable as a car.
But the bike was riding fast, and he didn't dare to move, for fear of falling, so he hugged Zheng Youhan's waist instead, with a strong hand, he moved his hips and changed his position slightly.
"What are you doing! Don't move around!" The car shook a few times because of Ling Bao's movements, and Zheng Youhan couldn't help but lose his grip when he suddenly hugged him.
"My ass hurts."
"Be patient!!"
"Can't bear it!!"
"Don't make trouble, or we will fall together!" Zheng Youhan let go of one hand and tried to control the handlebar with one hand, and the other hand grabbed the hand that was hugging his waist desperately, "Don't be so hard."
"Ride your bike well and don't let go!"
"Don't be so tight!" The car shook even more, "I'm ticklish!!"
"Ahahaha!" Ling Bao didn't let go of his hands as if he had discovered a new continent, but instead pinched his waist in a gesture, "Does it itch?"
"Depend on!"
Zheng Youhan's only hand holding the handlebar was also let go, and with a bang, the car fell over. He had tall legs and long legs, so he stopped anyway. Poor Ling Bao, fell to the ground with his ass, defenseless, and didn't even have time to cover him Face.
The author has something to say: Zheng Youhan: Why are you covering your face!
Ling Bao: Afraid of shame.
Zheng Youhan: Fart|Does the butt hurt?
Ling Bao: It hurts.
Zheng Youhan: Then I'll cover your ass for you.
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