When a natural straight man crosses and becomes Uchiha Madara

Chapter 60...

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Madara lay on his desk and yawned boredly. It has been more than a month since he returned to Konoha from that world, and the village is still relatively peaceful. He stays in Hokage's office every day doing nothing but a bit boring. It's going to be moldy.

Turning his head to look diagonally across from Senju Hashirama who was sitting behind Hokage's desk concentrating on reviewing documents, Madara said weakly, "Hashirama, so boring~"

Stop writing and look at Madara, Hashirama's lips showed a happy smile, "Since you feel bored, why don't we go to perform the task, and we can take a picnic to relax." You can also go on a date to connect with each other.

Madara didn't realize Hashirama's "sinister" intentions at all, thought about it seriously, then nodded and said, "That's a good proposal, when shall we go?"

Hashirama looked at the documents piled on the desk and said, "Tomorrow, I must finish approving these documents today."

"Then I'm going to be bored for another day?" Madaramasa said depressingly, there was a hasty knock on the door, Hashirama immediately let people in, and saw a ninja running in with a piece of paper and shouting: "Master Hokage, It takes you some time, this matter needs to be dealt with immediately."

"What's the matter?" Seeing the other party's anxious expression, Hashirama immediately became serious, and the ninja put the paper on the table and reported: "A few days ago, you sent members of the ninth team to the land of land to investigate the newly built Yannin Village there. Under the circumstances, Hino Keiko, a member of the Ninth Team, was accidentally captured by Iwanin during the mission. Because the other party was a very good illusionist, the other two members of the Ninth Team requested to send a ninja who was good at deciphering illusions for reinforcements. It’s a request for help sent by their Flying Eagles.”

Hashirama picked up the distress letter and read it quickly, saying in a deep voice, "The situation is not optimistic, we must send someone to rescue immediately."

"I'll go." Madara said without hesitation. He couldn't ignore his companion being captured. Anyway, he was bored when he was idle, so he just passed the time by the way.

Hashirama pondered for a while before agreeing, then looked at Madara with concern and said: "Be careful with everything."

"Don't worry, leave it to me." Madara's voice was full of confidence. As the biggest BOSS in the world of Naruto, this kind of rescue mission was simply a small case, without any challenge at all.

At sunset, Madara came to the land of earth, and soon found two other members of the ninth team, one named Hyuga Akihiko, the younger brother of Hyuga Akihiko, the patriarch of the Hyuga clan, and the other named Inuzuka Teru, with a dog called Yaori's giant dog, the two are very happy for Madara's arrival, their important companion has been captured, and they both hope to support a stronger ninja, and now they see Uchiha Madara who is as famous as Senjujumama coming Support, both of them secretly breathed a sigh of relief, with Madara around, rescuing Keiko Hino was a matter of minutes.

Seeing the joyful expressions of the two, Madara didn't make too much politeness, and said directly: "Explain the situation."

Hyuga Akihiko immediately said: "There is only one enemy, a woman, with a very high level of illusion. We accidentally found her whereabouts when we were investigating Iwanin Village. We had no choice but to capture her, but unexpectedly, she took the opportunity to capture Keiko. , and then she fled into this rocky mountain, and arranged a very clever illusion barrier inside. My white eyes couldn't see through her illusion, and Hui's super sense of smell couldn't play a role, so I broke through the barrier to find the location of the two of them. It is very difficult, so we can only ask for support, Madara-sama, we must act as soon as possible, the enemy's reinforcements will come at any time, and it will be troublesome."

"I understand, come with me."

Madara opened Sharingan as he spoke, and then walked directly into the stone mountain. Soon, he encountered the illusion enchantment that Akihiko Hinata said. With the ability of Sharingan to see through all illusions, he easily led the two to break through The illusion entered into the barrier, and a cave appeared in front of the three of them.

Inuzuka Teru sniffled and said, "I smell it, the two of them are in the cave, Akihiko, take a look inside."

Hyuga Akihiko nodded, and then began to roll his eyes to check the situation inside, and then the corners of his lips twitched faintly.

"Why do you have such an expression? Is something wrong with Keiko?" Teru Inuzuka asked anxiously, while Akihiko Hyuga said very tangled: "Nothing happened to Keiko, she and that Iwanin are reading a book together in the cave. Magazine."

"The two read magazines together?" Madara was very surprised. He didn't understand how the two who were supposed to be enemies read magazines together in such a harmonious way. Could it be that all the pictures on it were naked and beautiful men?

Hyuga Akihiko said in the same doubt: "This is really strange, and the chakra fluctuations of the two are very similar, and they seem to be in a state of excitement."

"What are these two doing? Don't worry, just go in." After speaking, Madara rushed into the cave. With his strength, he didn't need to think about the rescue strategy at all. The battle was over as soon as Sharingan started.

When Madara rushed into the cave, he found two girls sitting side by side by the fire and reading a magazine at the same time. The girl wearing the iwa nin head protector spread the magazine on her lap and flipped through it excitedly. Although the girl in Ye Hu's forehead was tied up, she also focused on the content, which made Madara curious about the content of the magazine. What kind of content would make the two who should be enemies get along so harmoniously?

Because of the focus on the magazine, the two of them didn't realize it until three seconds after Madara came in. Iwanin's ninja immediately grabbed a handful of kunai and looked at the person, just in time to see a pair of bewitching bright red eyes, and then She fell into an illusion...

Madara took the magazine from the Iwanin girl who had been enchanted by the illusion. As soon as she saw the cover, her blood vessels burst. The words "BL version" and other words made Ban Senshen's egg ache, and he had an extremely bad premonition about the contents inside. Taking a deep breath, Madara opened the magazine in his hand with a tragic mood...

"The Promise on the Cliff——Thousands of Hands × Uchiha Madara" BY Fish who loves cats

"Brothers Series" BY Evening Wind

"The Love of Pig Deer Butterfly - Nobuyuki Yamanaka×Narano×Akidonan (3P)" BY Eternal Love

"Master, I Love You—Yaori × Inuzuka Teru (Human and Beast)" BY Xiaohui, who has a strong taste

"The Story of Tanuki and Fox - Nine Tails × One Tail" BY Leng CP Lover

"A Discussion on Why Irreversible CP is Irreversible from a Long-term Perspective" BY Uzumaki Mito

"The Feasibility Report of Naruto-sama becoming Konoha's General Attack" BY always follow Mito-sama

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Madara looked at the row of provocative titles on the catalog and his stomach throbbed, and he was sure that he urgently needed stomach medicine to relieve the pain.

Suppressing the stomach pain, Madara turned to the next page of the magazine and read the first article...

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…… Senju Bashima sat on the cliff with the sleepy Uchiha Madara in his arms and looked at the rising sun. The person in his arms was like a gentle kitten. It was hard to imagine that it was a ninja so powerful that the world would shudder .

Senju Zhuma tenderly looked at Uchiha Madara who was wrapped in a piece of clothing in his arms, and found that his fair skin was dotted with hickey marks, and there were still tears on his face, a little guilt appeared in his heart Love, he really exhausted Madara yesterday.

Looking at his handsome face, Hashirama couldn't help lowering his head and kissing his lover's cheek lightly, and Madara woke up from his sleep. He saw Hashirama who was close at hand with a shy smile on his face, "Good morning."

If the people of the Uchiha clan saw Madara's appearance at this time, their jaws would be frightened. The patriarch, who has always been rebellious, would have such a docile side, especially when the other party turned out to be the archenemy of the Uchiha clan, Senju clan. Chief, this is really an unbelievable thing for everyone.

Seeing Madara's seductive expression, Hashirama resisted the urge to ask him again and said, "Good morning, look, the sun is out."

"The sunrise is so beautiful!" Madara said still obediently lying in Hashirama's arms, enjoying this rare moment of comfort. When the sun rose to the highest altitude, he had to leave, and then he and Hashirama would be enemies again. relation.

"Madara, I don't want to do this anymore." Hashirama stared at Madara and said.

"what?"

"I don't want to have such an endless battle between the two clans anymore. Let's have a truce and talk, so that we can be together openly and aboveboard, instead of always dating with the excuse of a duel like now."

Madara's eyes were full of sadness, "Is it possible? Even though we are the patriarchs of the two clans, what about the hatred between us? The elders of the clan will not agree."

"As long as you work hard, it will definitely come true. Sooner or later, I will stand side by side with you in front of everyone and announce our relationship."

"Will that day really happen?"

"There will definitely be. Let's build a village belonging to the two of us at that time, and protect it with our lives together."

"Yeah." Uchiha Madara's eyes shone brightly, he nodded tenderly, then embraced his lover and offered his kiss...

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After reading the first story, Madara tried hard to calm down his depressed mood and wanted to scratch the wall. Who is that person?Who is that guy who is described by such words as shy, docile, and tender?Why did Mao want to wear his name?Why can the author imagine that he negotiated a truce with Zhuma in that situation?It's a million miles away from the truth!Flip the table!

Madara felt that what she needed now was not stomach medicine, but Suxiao Jiuxin Pills!

Resisting the urge to throw the magazine into the fire, Madara casually turned a page and continued to read...

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... "Brother, what are you going to do?" Quanna was pressed on the tatami by Uchiha Madara, looking at her brother with bloody eyes shining with fear, her voice was full of fear,

"Quenna, you went to meet Tomona again, right?" Uchiha Madara said coldly.

"Tobima and I really love each other." Quan Nai cried out in pain, not understanding why her brother must destroy the relationship between herself and her lover.

"Quenna is really disobedient, I must punish you." Madara said as he took out the hemp rope that had been prepared to bind Quanna's hands and feet, then took out a fiery red candle and lit it, and dripped hot wax on Quanna's pure white skin. On a flawless body...

"It hurts, it hurts, brother, don't." Quan Nai struggled in pain, but she couldn't escape the pain at all, let alone break free from her brother's control.

"Are you still going to meet Tokena?" Madara whispered in Quanna's ear, and Quanna asked with tears, "Brother, why, I really love Tokena, why do you have to break up?" us?"

Ban Xiemei smiled, kissed his younger brother on the forehead, and then whispered like a devil: "You are mine, and I will never allow you to fall in love with others."

"Brother, even if I fall in love with Feijian, I will still be by your side!" Quan Nai didn't understand why her brother had such a strong desire to possess him.

Madara tore his clothes and said, "Because... I love you!"]

"Love a fur!!!!!!!"

Madara threw the magazine in her hand to the ground, trembling with anger, which bastard wrote this?He even wrote that SM Quanna claimed to love him. If Quanna saw this, he would have to think that he was a pervert.

If he can barely accept the previous article about CP with Zhujian, this article makes him want to directly destroy the author of the article, is this Mao?Or is this magazine gross?The former one is still weak, and the second one is dark. This TM style has changed too fast.

"What the hell is going on with this magazine?" Madara looked at Keiko Hino who had just been rescued and said with suppressed anger, and the Sharingan was revealed uncontrollably.

"This is... a publication... circulated within our Women's Association... it has always been... only read by... women." Hino Keiko said tremblingly, and found that Madara, who was suppressing her anger at this time, was really scary, what? Are you uncomfortable?It's just a dark attack!

Ms. Hino regretted bringing out the new issue of the Women's Association Journal. Although she managed to get closer to the ninja of Iwa Ninja after being captured by it and was not tortured, she saw Madara's angry appearance at this time. She is willing to be tortured!It was terrifying to be stared at by those bloody eyes.

"Women's association~huh, I must destroy the girls' association so that it will disappear from Konoha completely." Madara said through gritted teeth, already hating the women's association that made that kind of magazine.

Hyuga Akihiko was shocked when he heard his cruel words: "Let the Girls' Association disappear? It's impossible, it will be cast aside by all the girls in Konoha."

Inuzuka Teru also said next to him: "That's right, Madara-sama should think about it again, the consequences of offending the Women's Association will be terrible."

Looking at the two people in front of him who kindly reminded himself, Madara picked up the magazine on the ground and said, "You two should read it too, there are stories about you two in it."

"Our story..." Hinata Akihiko and Inuzuka Teru opened the magazine in doubt, and Madara explained next to him: "Although I just read the title, I can guess what's in it. Akihiko is talking about love with your brother." Love, as for Hui, probably you are going to be raped by your own dog."

Hearing his words, the bodies of the two trembled collectively, and their faces changed like a palette. They were extremely entangled to finish reading their respective contents, and Hinata Akihiko and Inuzuka Teru had already fallen into a sluggish state.

"Are you two okay?" Madara asked.

The two came back to their senses, and then shouted in unison: "Master Madara~ Please let me follow you to destroy the Women's Association!"

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